Welcome to Cocky & Rude Fight Club! The rules to the game are simple. Each week well introduce our fighters. Well do the leg work and help you analyze their strengths and weaknesses. Then well put the results to vote. Youll pick which combatant will decimate their opponent in the knock-down, drag-out brawl of Cocky & Rude Fight Club! Lets meet this weeks fighters
Full Name: Thomas Jeffrey Hanks
Date of Birth: July 9, 1956 (age54)
Place of Birth:Concord, California, U.S.
Current Residence: Beverly Hills, California, U.S.
Children: Colin, Elizabeth, Chester, Truman
Occupation:Actor, producer, director, voice over artist, writer, speaker
Hobbies: golf, surfing, hockey
Top Grossing Projects: Hanks is ranked the highest all time box office star with over $3.639billion total box office gross, an average of $107million per film. He has been involved with seventeen films that grossed over $100million at the worldwide box office. The highest grossing film he has starred in is 2010s Toy Story 3.
Political Affiliation: Democrat
Famous Role: Andrew Beckett in Philadelphia, the title role in Forrest Gump, Commander James A. Lovell in Apollo 13, Captain John H. Miller in Saving Private Ryan, Joe Fox in Youve Got Mail, Chuck Noland in Cast Away, and voicing the character Woody in the Toy Story series.
Its no exaggeration to say that Tom Hanks is one of the most famous men in Hollywood. As an actor, producer, director, writer, voice-over artist and speaker, his film projects have grossed over 3.639 billion dollars. The quintessential nice guy has been nominated five times for an Oscar, and has won twice. Hanks has also distinguished himself from other megastars by staying in the spotlight but out of the tabloids, with a stable off-screen life with his actor wife, Rita Wilson, and their children. Hanks secret weapons include kindness, Oscar beatings, a group of powerful friends (including Stephen Spielberg and Ron Howard), prop guns from Saving Private Ryan, exceptional foot speed (see: Forrest Gump) and the ghost of Abraham Lincoln (a distant relative).
AKA / Alias: Tim, Flinker, Big Pimpin Flink
Date of Birth: 4/30/1973 (A Monday, meaning Im fair of face)
Place of Birth: St. Vincents Hospital, Greenwich Village, NYC (now closed)
Current Residence: Mamaroneck, NY
Relationship Status: Involuntarily Single
Occupation: Certified English and Special Education Teacher; Taxi Dispatcher; Wit and Raconteur
Salary: Far less than is currently needed to sustain my Vanderbilt levels of spending.
Height & Weight: 6 Feet 0 Inches; 188lbs and dropping
Hobbies: Movies, Lamentingthe lack ofromance in my life, Pointing out the faults of others. Breathing, Air Hockey
Favorite Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Clue, Annie Hall, Laura, Safety Last, Le Fils, Hellphone
Top Grossing Projects: $50 on that scratch-off lottery ticket. Stoners was accepted into a few film festivals.
Political Affiliation: Registered Independent
Famous Catch Phrases: Dont fuck with Flink Sorry, you cant pass. Next time, try actually doing some work.
Secret Weapons: The power to charm others with my innocence and naivete. The power to self-preserve myself over others.
Favorite curse word: Goddamnmohterfuckingsonofabitch (one word)
Fan Favorite, FDot, is a worthy opponent for Tom Hanks. Heres his story, in his own words: Found abandoned in a hallway of a Greenwich Village hospital, I was raised by the Mole People of NYC until I was 6. Sent out on a quest to gather scraps of food from high end restaurants, I was discovered by a middle-aged couple and taken to live in the suburbs. The rest of my formative years were spent in Catholic grammar and high schools. I entered the teaching profession as a way to hang on to my youth, a youth that keeps me looking much younger than my physical age. My days are spent hanging up on telemarketers while my nights are spent looking for a social life. I once ran over a squirrel with my car. I enjoy listening to music with the sound turned off. I believe in unexplained phenomena and the spirit world, as some spirits owe me money. I have been known on occasion to eat food, especially if someone else is paying. Mostly, I stay quiet in the background and observe, waiting for the perfect moment to arrive. FDots secret weapons include: the power to charm others with my innocence and naivete and the power to self-preserve myself over others.
Who will win in the battle of Fan Favorite vs. Fan Favorite? Both contestants are the beloved by the world but there can only be one winner. Will Hanks drop his nice-guy persona and smash FDot over the head with one of his Oscars? Or will FDot blind Hanks with the burning glow of his innocence before sneaking in for the kill? Theres only one rational way to decide which fighter will win this battle. Were putting this no-holds-barred fight to a vote. The poll will be open for approximately 24 hours, and you may vote as many times as you want.Thats right were not blocking repeat votes, so vote now and vote often for your favorite Cocky & Rude Fight Club opponent.
Check back on Sunday for the results!
Thanks to FDot & Michelle M. for your assistance with this post!
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